Which sermon to deliver?

Category : Church Jokes

One beautiful Sunday morning, Samuel, a priest, announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands, three sermons...a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour.
"Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver.

God and Adam

Category : Bible Humor

God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you
are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg." Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, "What could I get for a rib?"

Liquid, Fragile or Perishable?

Category : Bible Humor

When a woman decided to send the old family Bible to her brother in another state, the postal worker asked her if there was anything breakable in the package. "Only the Ten Commandments," she replied.

NEW SOUP GROUP'S
APRIL 2009

#1 GROUP
Jim & Jane Thornes
Jonathan & Maria Isenberg
Vern & Pat Ducommun
Ed & Patty Moya

#2 GROUP (The Pine Trees)
Keith & Bonnie Olson
Larry & Lovina Stearns
George & Delores Collinge
Gwen Edwards
Koreena Stowell

GROUP #3
Jerry & Muriellle Johnson
Chuck & Ina May Taylor
Gary & Miriam Foster
Marvin & Maryanne Wheeler

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